A Short Story of where I have been

I'm not sure how long it has been since the abduction. The scout ship was bluish silver with orange and white lights rotating around the rim of the craft. The hatch opened with a whine and I was sucked upward with tremendous velocity. I could only see four pairs of green eyes in the darkness behind the metallic panel, but heard gutteral exclamations echoing about the chamber. That was when I lost consciousness.

April Fool's!!!